BUGS LIFE

Now its 4.43am on a Sunday morning.. & I cant believe that I am doing is... Awaken by the itch of the 18 mosquito bites, I resort to heavy application of the MoBiKo paste.. *Irritated*

CANNOT TAKE IT ALREADY!!
I pray that they better don't form scars on my skin... Looked like I am diseased... faints. Praying hard.. God...........PLEASE~!!!!

Lilian has constantly input the knowledge of bedbugs into me.. As per below:

1. Bed bugs attacked at 3-4am in the morning (Peak performance)
   
2. Bed bugs can only travel up, so in order for them to travel from room to room, they have to climb up the ceiling and then drop from ceiling to the ground
3. Beg bugs travel in one straight line and they bite in one straight line
4. Bed bugs has two needle-like mouth. One is to inject anesthetic, the other is to suck blood
5. Bed bugs hide in mattress

lol.. and to my pleasant surprise my bed is not infested with bed bugs. Think they are just mosquitoes.. hmm.. and to date.. I have inherited 28BITES. AIz....
Some actions to eradicate them:

• changed 2 sets of bed sheets within 1 week
• given all my huggies & babies a big spring cleaning and shower
• massive spring cleaning
• changing of bed position

RECENTLY..
A cricket appeared in my bedroom. I wonder how did it get in here. Its 13 storeys high. Getting all excited because I have never seen a cricket before.. Running down the steps to grab a container. I covered it, hoping to show my sis, so that she can have a better picture what the text book has been teaching.
The climax of the night: I SAW A COCKROACH.
THIS IS IT MAN!
CANNOT TAKE IT
I AM REALLY GETTING PARANOID...
That is it
SHIELDTOX.
I killed the cockroach and the cricket ONE SHOT.

I think i am going to change my 7 year old wardrobe...
*frustrated*